My Mission Statement

My Mission Statement

To not be sedentary. To not have a heart attack. To finally lose that weight I've always needed to lose. To be outside, to exercise, to get fresh air and sunshine and know that I am the machine God intended me to be.

My Desire

My Desire

To buy a ton of expensive exercise equipment in the hopes that it will force me to be healthy

Scientific Proof

Scientific Proof

This photo is scientific proof that I am OVER 180 degrees out from most other people. It is what makes me the "World's Most Intersting Man". Damn shame that other guy got the commercial spots though. I need a new agent. Hell, I need an agent.